Cubespeak

I'm going to start a new section of the blog focused on what I call "cubespeak". (Look for the new label, Ed.) It's essentially a translator for the corporate office doublespeak that seems to spew endlessly from the politically minded, and brainless buzzword leeches of the day. This quote comes from the most benevolent of fictional dictators, Fake Steve Jobs.

""We thank Don for his contributions to Apple during the past ten months, and wish him well in his future endeavors." Translation: You're history, butt-munch."

It perfectly sums up all those politely worded fuck you for resigning emails that are sent out whenever an employee decides they've had enough of the current bullshit, and are out looking for newer greener bullshit elsewhere.